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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..." "Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter." St. Peter looks at the third blond with disgust. Happy Easter All :0)

Ok Only reason I ask is because it April Fools day

ok I Have a update in the update area it a Internet Explorer Update to 8 The thing is I already got IE8 Which makes me think it could be a virus or something ? Here what I got in The Update Details Internet Explorer 8 for Windows Vista Download size: 15.6 MB You may need to restart your computer for this update to take effect. Update type: Important Internet Explorer 8 is the latest version of the familiar Web browser that you are most comfortable using. Internet Explorer 8 helps you get everything that you want from the Web faster, easier, and more privately and securely than ever. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer. This update is provided to you and licensed under the Windows Vista License Terms. More information: http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=71727 Help and Support: http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=71719 What I got already Version 8.0.6001.18372 Cipher Strength: 256-bit Update versions: Release Candidate 1 What you think?

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Lol I don't even know u av0ider And I never seen ur code until u post after me so how do I know you not rip the code?

Is It Rip Funny I don't Even Know you Or Your Work lol Just Because I got some thing that got maybe 5 lines the same as you I would't call rip Two where your Work I never seen it until u post it lol I guess who behind this Travis I always say ur a little ***** But now your just a baby who goes too far lol Maybe TG is Not A Place for me anymore since things like this can get away with Travis always rude to people PUTTING PEOPLE DOWN Not me in general but u look at some of the post then he goes looking for trouble and bring it here TG used to be good used about helping not putting poeple down

Ahhh ok Timer I know Thanks

LMAO Ya Nuts Error lol

ok Thanks For that My Second Question How would you go about adding a counter? Thanks

Where?

Do You Ever Wonder What came first Chicken or the egg?

Well I throught I post the code alias localwrite sockwrite -tn sock.local $1- on *:start:sconnect alias sconnect { if ($sock(sock.local)) sockclose sock.* var %p $r(1000,9999) while (!$portfree(%p)) var %p $r(1000,9999) socklisten init.connection %p server localhost %p } on *:sockclose:sock.server:{ echo -a 4* Server disconnected. Retrying. sockclose sock.local sconnect } on *:socklisten:init.connection:{ sockaccept sock.local sockclose $sockname sockopen sock.server 24.215.5.3 6667 } on *:sockclose:sock.server:{ echo -a 4* Server disconnected. Retrying. sockclose sock.local sconnect } on *:sockread:sock.local:{ var %r | sockread %r | tokenize 32 %r if ($1 = NICK) || ($1 = USER) halt elseif ($2-) .sockwrite -n sock.server $1- return } on *:sockopen:sock.server:{ if ($sockerr) { sockclose sock.local | .timer 1 5 sconnect | halt } var %pass = %password, %l if ($len(%pass) != 32) %pass = $md5(%pass) sockwrite -n $sockname AUTHTYPE IRCWX1 sockwrite -n $sockname LOGINH %Email %pass sockwrite -tn $sockname USER $me $me $me :BLUE CONNECTION VERSON 1.0 sockwrite -n $sockname CLIENTMODE cd2 } on *:sockread:sock.server:{ var %r | sockread %r | tokenize 32 %r if ($window(@debug)) echo @debug $+(,$sockname,: $1-) if ($1 == PING) .sockwrite -n $sockname PONG $2- if ($raw == 401) { .echo -s $color(info2) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) No such nick $clr($2) | halt } if ($raw == 403) { .echo -s $color(info2) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) No such channel $clr($2) | halt } if ($raw == 404) { .echo -s $color(info) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) You cant talk in $2 | halt } if ($raw == 412) { .echo $2 $color(info) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) $2- | halt } if ($raw == 421) { .echo -s $color(info2) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) Unknown Command $clr($2) | halt } if ($raw == 432) { .echo -s $color(info2) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) Bad nick | halt } if ($raw == 433) { .echo # $color(info2) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) Nick in use | halt } if ($raw == 442) { .echo -s $color(info2) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) Your not on that channel | halt } if ($raw == 485) { .echo $2 $color(info2) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) You are not a channel owner. | halt } if ($raw == 482) { .echo $2 $color(info2) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) You are not op in this channel. | halt } if ($raw == 510) { .echo -a $color(info) $+(Error,$clr($raw),:) $2- | halt } if ($raw == 471) { .echo -s $color(info2) -> Knock: Cannot join $2 $clr(Room is Full) | halt } if ($raw == 473) { .echo -s $color(info2) -> Knock: Cannot join $2 $clr(Invite Only) | halt } if ($raw == 474) { .echo -s $color(info2) -> Knock: Cannot join $2 $clr(Ban) | halt } if ($raw == 475) { .echo -s $color(info2) -> Knock: Cannot join $2 $clr(Need Key) | halt } if ($2 == 353) { $remove($4-,=,:) } if ($raw == 366) { haltdef } if ($raw == 002) { haltdef } if ($raw == 003) { haltdef } if ($raw == 005) { haltdef } if ($raw == 251) { haltdef } if ($raw == 265) { haltdef } if ($raw == 315) { haltdef } if ($raw == 801) { haltdef } if ($raw == 802) { haltdef } if ($raw == 803) { haltdef } if ($raw == 820) { haltdef } if ($raw == 915) { haltdef } if ($raw == 903) { haltdef } if ($raw == 908) { haltdef } if ($raw == 914) { haltdef } if ($raw == 908) { echo 4 -t $active No permission to perform command | haltdef } if ($raw == 914) { haltdef } if ($2 == 818) { echo 4 -a * $mid($remove($1-,818,FlashIrcServer.1,$me,$chr(35),$chr(37),$chr(58),,)$1-,12,60) | halt } elseif ($2 == PRIVMSG) { var %msg = $gettok($gettok($remove($4-,[br]),2-,93),$calc($numtok($gettok($remove($4-,[br]),2-,93),91)-1),91) if ($numtok($4-,91) < 2) { %msg = $gettok($1-,2-,58) } elseif ($numtok($4-,91) >= 2) { %msg = $findtext($right($4-, -1)) } if (!%msg) { %msg = $3- } .sockwrite -n sock.local $chr(58) $+ $replace($right($gettok($1,1,33),-1),>,Guest_) $+ ! $+ $gettok($1,2,33) $2-3 $+(:, $+ %msg) } else sockwrite -n sock.local $1- } raw 352:*: { if (G isin $7) && ($me ison $2) { cline -l $color(Blue) $2 $6 } } raw 366:*: { var %chan = $2 | if ($eval(% $+ WhoChan. $+ %chan,2)) { .unset $eval(% $+ WhoChan. $+ %chan,1) | var %i = 1, %nick while ($nick(%chan,%i)) { %nick = $v1 | if (%nick != $me) { who %nick } | inc %i } } } alias findtext { var %in, %out, %a, %b, %c, %d, %f, %g, %l %in = $remove($replace($1-,$chr(32),$chr(160)),$chr(91) $+ /style $+ $chr(93),$chr(91) $+ br) $+ ] %a = 1 %b = $numtok(%in,91) %c = $numtok(%in,93) :top inc %a if (%a > %c) { %out = $replace(%d,$chr(160),$chr(32)) | return %out } %out = $gettok(%in,%a,93) if (style !isin $gettok(%out,1,91)) %d = %d $+ $gettok(%out,1,91) goto top }

but thing is it does the same when I add Whois

Hello I'm working on a connection But it seems that When I add a who or flood protection it disconnects but without these it holds well any idea's? Thanks

Well u wont see me using Soulfly Nor will I send anyone to Soulfly Travis Your Rude shit I rember you from MSN days where you "HACKED"(open Back Doors) to Take Other People Accounts and Flood Rooms Yeh I rember So it would't surprize me if there where Back doors But as I said I wont use it and I would't Send one to get it and would Warn Anyone who use it

I'm Going to Say Merry Christmas now Before it Too Late So Merry Christmas Everyone And Have Fun

Does Travis class as A cyber bullying ?

Travis u always a rude little shit Grow up for god stake or don't post God !#@%

What u need ?

alias nav { window -p @Explorer echo -a $dll(dll\nHTMLn_2.95.dll,attach,$window(@Explorer).hwnd) echo -a $dll(dll\nHTMLn_2.95.dll,navigate,$1-) } menu @Explorer { Close: { window -c $active } join Channel:join $$gettok($sline(@Explorer,1),1,9) } .Buzzen Chat List: $nav(http://www.buzzen.net/roomslist.aspx?cat=gn) This is what I come up with but am unable to get the custom menu options, as specified in the Code, are not shown, but rather the default options for whichever browser system is set to use by default.

yes I have HTMLwindow within your mIRC, displaying a channel list of available channels on the BUzzen network But the right click is in HTML how can I change to Allow mIRC to join the Channel not HTML join

ok quick qestion I got buzzen channel list to show in mIRC as it does explorer My question is how do I add a join command for it so it joins by mIRC not stay as explorer

Well one don't want to relie on the connection because then it would't be able to be use in other connection so basic is to write the part in nicklist then use it

need to grab the boy girl nothing to do with connection