on *:TEXT:!Bomb *:#: {
  if $2 != $me {
    if %cutwire != 1 {
      if $2 = Random {
        set %bombwire $rand(1,5)
        :one
        set %bombee $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0,a)),a)
        if %bombee = $me { goto one }
        set %cutwire 1
        if %bombwire = 1 { set %bombwirecolor red | set %wireright 4RED }
        if %bombwire = 2 { set %bombwirecolor orange | set %wireright 7ORANGE }
        if %bombwire = 3 { set %bombwirecolor yellow | set %wireright 8YELLOW }
        if %bombwire = 4 { set %bombwirecolor green | set %wireright 3GREEN }
        if %bombwire = 5 { set %bombwirecolor blue | set %wireright 2BLUE }
        if %bombstats. [ $+ [ %bombee ] ] != 1 { set %bombstats. [ $+ [ %bombee ] ] 1 | set %bombwin. [ $+ [ %bombee ] ] 0 | set %bomblose. [ $+ [ %bombee ] ] 0 | set %bombtimeout. [ $+ [ %bombee ] ] 0 }
        notice %bombee Someone just activated a bomb with a 45 second timer under your chair in $chan $+ ! Cut which wire? 4RED 7ORANGE 8YELLOW 3GREEN 2BLUE
        msg $chan $nick just activated a bomb with a 45 second timer under %bombee $+ 's chair! %bombee needs to pick a wire to cut: 4RED 7ORANGE 8YELLOW 3GREEN 2BLUE
        timerBomb 1 46 msg $chan 3TICKA-8TICKA-7TICKA-4TICKA-BOOM! %bombee took too long, and got asploded. Stupid %bombee $+ ! All they had to do was cut the %wireright wire...
        msg $chan Tick-tock, %bombee $+ , Tick-tock...
        timer 1 47 unset %bombwire
        timer 1 47 unset %bombee
        timer 1 47 unset %cutwire
        timerStats 1 47 inc %bombtimeout. [ $+ [ %bombee ] ] 1
        timerkick 1 47 kick # %bombee Shoulda cut the %wireright wire, %bombee
      }
      elseif $2 ison $chan {
        set %bombwire $rand(1,5)
        set %bombee $2
        set %cutwire 1
        if %bombwire = 1 { set %bombwirecolor red | set %wireright 4RED }
        if %bombwire = 2 { set %bombwirecolor orange | set %wireright 7ORANGE }
        if %bombwire = 3 { set %bombwirecolor yellow | set %wireright 8YELLOW }
        if %bombwire = 4 { set %bombwirecolor green | set %wireright 3GREEN }
        if %bombwire = 5 { set %bombwirecolor blue | set %wireright 2BLUE }
        if %bombstats. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] != 1 { set %bombstats. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] 1 | set %bombwin. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] 0 | set %bomblose. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] 0 | set %bombtimeout. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] 0 }
        notice $2 Someone just activated a bomb with a 45 second timer under your chair in $chan $+ ! Cut which wire? 4RED 7ORANGE 8YELLOW 3GREEN 2BLUE
        msg $chan $nick just activated a bomb with a 45 second timer under $2 $+ 's chair! $2 needs to pick a wire to cut: 4RED 7ORANGE 8YELLOW 3GREEN 2BLUE
        timerBomb 1 46 msg $chan 3TICKA-8TICKA-7TICKA-4TICKA-BOOM! $2 took too long, and got asploded. Stupid $2 $+ ! All they had to do was cut the %wireright wire...
        msg $chan Tick-tock, $2 $+ , Tick-tock...
        timer 1 47 unset %bombwire
        timer 1 47 unset %bombee
        timer 1 47 unset %cutwire
        timerStats 1 47 inc %bombtimeout. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] 1
        timerkick 1 47 kick # $2 Shoulda cut the %wireright wire, $2
      }
      else {
        msg $chan Sorry, but I don't see a $2 in this channel...
      }
    }
    else {
      msg $chan Someone else is currently being bombed. Please wait until they asplode or redeem themself by cutting the correct wire!
    }
  }
  else {
    msg $chan I can't bomb myself, stupid!
  }
}

on *:TEXT:red:#: {
  if $nick = %bombee {
    if $1 = %bombwirecolor {
      msg $chan HOLY POOP-CRAP! $nick JUST SAVED THEMSELF BY CUTTING THE 4RED WIRE!
      inc %bombwin. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
    else {
      msg $chan 3TICKA-8TICKA-7TICKA-4TICKA-BOOM! $nick cut the 4RED wire and suffered the consequences. Stupid stupid $nick $+ . Shoulda cut the %wireright wire!
      inc %bomblose. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      kick # $nick Shoulda cut the %wireright wire, $nick
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
  }
}


on *:TEXT:green:#: {
  if $nick = %bombee {
    if $1 = %bombwirecolor {
      msg $chan HOLY POOP-CRAP! $nick JUST SAVED THEMSELF BY CUTTING THE 3GREEN WIRE!
      inc %bombwin. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
    else {
      msg $chan 3TICKA-8TICKA-7TICKA-4TICKA-BOOM! $nick cut the 3GREEN wire and suffered the consequences. Stupid stupid $nick $+ . Shoulda cut the %wireright wire!
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      inc %bomblose. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      kick # $nick Shoulda cut the %wireright wire, $nick
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
  }
}


on *:TEXT:yellow:#: {
  if $nick = %bombee {
    if $1 = %bombwirecolor {
      msg $chan HOLY POOP-CRAP! $nick JUST SAVED THEMSELF BY CUTTING THE 8YELLOW WIRE!
      inc %bombwin. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
    else {
      msg $chan 3TICKA-8TICKA-7TICKA-4TICKA-BOOM! $nick cut the 8YELLOW wire and suffered the consequences. Stupid stupid $nick $+ . Shoulda cut the %wireright wire!
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      inc %bomblose. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      kick # $nick Shoulda cut the %wireright wire, $nick
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
  }
}


on *:TEXT:blue:#: {
  if $nick = %bombee {
    if $1 = %bombwirecolor {
      msg $chan HOLY POOP-CRAP! $nick JUST SAVED THEMSELF BY CUTTING THE 2BLUE WIRE!
      inc %bombwin. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
    else {
      msg $chan 3TICKA-8TICKA-7TICKA-4TICKA-BOOM! $nick cut the 2BLUE wire and suffered the consequences. Stupid stupid $nick $+ . Shoulda cut the %wireright wire!
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      inc %bomblose. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      kick # $nick Shoulda cut the %wireright wire, $nick
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
  }
}


on *:TEXT:orange:#: {
  if $nick = %bombee {
    if $1 = %bombwirecolor {
      msg $chan HOLY POOP-CRAP! $nick JUST SAVED THEMSELF BY CUTTING THE 7ORANGE WIRE!
      inc %bombwin. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
    else {
      msg $chan 3TICKA-8TICKA-7TICKA-4TICKA-BOOM! $nick cut the 7ORANGE wire and suffered the consequences. Stupid stupid $nick $+ . Shoulda cut the %wireright wire!
      timerBomb off
      timerKick off
      inc %bomblose. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
      kick # $nick Shoulda cut the %wireright wire, $nick
      unset %bombwire
      unset %bombee
      unset %cutwire
      unset %bombwirecolor
    }
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!Stats *:#: {
  if %bombstats. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] != 1 {
    msg $chan $2 has not yet been bombed. Let's bomb them!
  }
  else {
    msg $chan $2 has cut the correct wire %bombwin. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] times. $2 has cut the wrong wire %bomblose. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] times. $2 has not cut a wire, losing by default, %bombtimeout. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] times.
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!stats:#: {
  if %bombstats. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] != 1 {
    msg $chan $nick has not yet been bombed. Let's bomb them!
  }
  else {
    msg $chan $nick has cut the correct wire %bombwin. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] times. $nick has cut the wrong wire %bomblose. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] times. $nick has not cut a wire, losing by default, %bombtimeout. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] times.
  }
}