8ball

on *:TEXT:8ball*:#: {
  var %i $r(1,8)
  if (%i == 1) { msg # $nick Try back later. }
  elseif (%i == 2) { msg # $nick it is certain. }
  elseif (%i == 3) { msg # $nick hell no are you stupid. }
  elseif (%i == 4) { msg # $nick maybe, I do not know. }
  elseif (%i == 5) { msg # $nick do I look like a magic 8ball? }
  elseif (%i == 6) { msg # $nick Chances are ....... Yes. }
  elseif (%i == 7) { msg # $nick are you sure you want to know? }
  elseif (%i == 8) { msg # $nick why do you ask me such stupid things? }
}